On a drive in the country, a city slicker
| Farmer jokes
On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another. "Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about," said the city slicker, "but if you just shook the tree so the apples fell to the ground, woul
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While
| Dirty jokes
While participating is the Olympics a young gymnast had her first sexual experience, going to bed with a stunning foreign participant. Upon returning to her hometown, she promptly went to confession. After receiving absolution, the gymnast was so delighted that she did cartwheels down the ai
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How do Alaska CB radio operators say
| Idiot and fool jokes
How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"? "5-5-2-2."
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What is dry on the outside, filled with water
| Fishing jokes
What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ? A fish tank !
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How many judges does it take to change a light bulb? Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one, but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.