Where's the most dangerous place to go
| Halloween jokes
Where's the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path!
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An airplane was flying from LA to New York.
| Aviation jokes
An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, "We have lost an engine, but don't worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5 hours it will take 7 hours to get to New York." A little later, the pilot announced, "A second engine failed, b
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I came in to make an appointment with the
| Dentist jokes
I came in to make an appointment with the dentist. said the man to the receptionist." "I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out right now, but..." "Thank you." interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"
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Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in
| Idiot and fool jokes
Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That's my son. Teacher: Oh! I'm so sorry. Mother: You're sorry?
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What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.