Whats the difference between premenstrual
| Dirty jokes
Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem.
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An airplane was flying from LA to New York.
| Aviation jokes
An airplane was flying from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced, "We have lost an engine, but don't worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5 hours it will take 7 hours to get to New York." A little later, the pilot announced, "A second engine failed, b
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What do vampires put on their turkey at
| Christmas jokes
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !
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Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a
| Police jokes
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening. "Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints
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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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Why don’t dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.