A small balding man storms
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I'm so mad, I can't even see straight." The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit the worse for wear, pours him a double of Southern Comfort. The man swills down the drink and
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Three men died in a car accident and
| Heaven and hell jokes
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie....Hell is waiting for you. To the first man the Lord asked, "How many times
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What did the baby skunk want to be when
| Various animal jokes
What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up? A big stinker!
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What happened to
| Cannibal jokes
What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!
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How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?
| Insect jokes
How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !
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Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? “Why are we running so fast ?” said one Because it says “Tear along the dotted line”