I don't think these photographs
| Beauty jokes
I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want mercy !
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Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft
| Aviation jokes
Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ? Pilot: Negativ, Sir. It's only the same pilot.
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Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards
| Witch jokes
Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ? Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ? Witch: No I wouldn't. Wizard: No, well nor will she.
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Howard County Police officers still
| Farmer jokes
Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinking that to be an error, the tech called the farmer directly. "Is it true Mr. (Smith) that you
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What dog wears a white coat and does science
| Dog jokes
What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments? Labs!
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A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, “My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?” “Well,” said the vet “let’s have a look at him” The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes. “Well,” says the vet “I’m going to have to put him down.” “Just because he’s cross-eyed?” say’s the man. “No, because he’s heavy,” says the vet.