Q: What do you call a sleepwalking

You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do

| Zoo jokes

You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do you? No. They can't afford the admission.

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Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in

| Dirty jokes

Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.

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Q: Why can't blondes put in light

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

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What's a snake's favourite food ?

| Snake jokes

What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !

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Adam: How did Mummy know you

| Bath jokes

Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A: A roamin’ Catholic!