My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs
| Rabbit jokes
My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't. How do you know he isn't? Because I am.
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Did the bionic
| Brother and sister jokes
Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!
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What are the four food groups?
| Food jokes
What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.
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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police
| Dinosaur jokes
Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They can't hide behind billboards.
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Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last
| Dance jokes
Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row." Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesn't sound so terrible." Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl
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Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart. So do Republicans, but they don’t admit it.