My brother's on a seafood
| Food jokes
My brother's on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.
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Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?
| Burger jokes
Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!
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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?
| Witch jokes
How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.
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Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
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Why do bald-headed men never use
| Hair and bald jokes
Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they've lost their locks.
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Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T.