Doctor, how do I stop my nose from

Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are

| Food jokes

Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

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At the Russian War College, the general is a

| Ethnic jokes

At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies. One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question, "Will we have to fight a World War Three?" "Yes, comrad

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Who writes books for little bees ?

| Insect jokes

Who writes books for little bees ? Bee-trix Potter !

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A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a

| Car and train jokes

A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver of the Rolls. "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got a phone in my Yugo!" The driver of the Rolls looked over and said snobbishly, "Yes, I h

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When is a letter damp?

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When is a letter damp? When it has postage due (dew).

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Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!