What did the hamburger say when it found out

How did the toad die ?

| Frog jokes

How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !

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They were married, but since the argument

| Marriage jokes

They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other. Instead, they were giving each other written notes. One evening he gave her a paper where it said: "Wake me up tomorrow morning at 6 am." The next morning he woke up and saw th

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss

| Old age jokes

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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Why was the banker bored? Because he lost

| Humor jokes

Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything.

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believe that the members of the dental

| Dentist jokes

believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? ‘Hot dog!