What does KFC and a woman have in
| Dirty jokes
What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there's still a greasy box to put your bone in.
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Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first...
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Why do pigs run into trees?
| Pig jokes
Why do pigs run into trees? To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
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Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay
| Dirty jokes
Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a gay bottom goes to his doctor. The physician prescribes suppositories, but when it comes time to use them the young man is afraid he will do it wrong. So he goes into the bathroom and bends over and looks through his legs into the mirror to line up the
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What do you get if you cross a bird with a
| Monster jokes
What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl? A budgerigrrrrr!
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A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. “But why did you stab him over a hundred times?” asked the judge. “Oh, your Honor,” replied the defendant, “I didn’t know how to switch off the electric carving knife.”