What did the parrot say
| Bird jokes
What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!
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Why is an old car like a baby
| Car and train jokes
Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle.
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QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take
| Idiot and fool jokes
QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
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How many cashiers does it take
| Humor jokes
How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? "Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill."
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Doctor, I have a ringing in my
| Mental health jokes
Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!
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What goes “snap, crackle and pop” ? A firefly with a short circuit !