I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off

A good samaritan was walking

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do you live here?" "Yep". "Would you like me to help you upstairs?" "Yep". When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked "Is this your floor?" "Yep".

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When do e-mails stop being in black

| E-mail jokes

When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read.

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How does a

| Monster jokes

How does a monster begin a fairy tale? "Once upon a slime . . ."

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An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New

| Divorce jokes

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"

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Dawn was

| Humor jokes

Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent. 'That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night,' Tony announced. Steve turned to him and said, 'Why didn't you wake me up? You know I can't sleep during a storm!

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I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: “Good grief, where are your feet?” I must have left them in bed !