How does a Gorilla become another
| Gorilla jokes
How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
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Why are oranges like bells?
| Food jokes
Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them.
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Q: What's the definition of a gentleman?
| Music jokes
Q: What's the definition of a gentleman? A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!
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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
| Waiter jokes
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego
| Snake jokes
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !
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How does a monster begin a fairy tale? “Once upon a slime . . .”