Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? – A: A

Why did the Gorilla fail English?

| Gorilla jokes

Why did the Gorilla fail English? He had little Ape-titude!

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My sister is so dim she thinks that

| Brother and sister jokes

My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down

| Restaurant jokes

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back

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How do you know when there is a snowman in

| Snowman jokes

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !

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Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

| Dirty jokes

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming.

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Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? – A: A Bloodhound.