What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound
| Dog jokes
What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out.
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Did you ever
| Dirty jokes
Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh, well he's back in town and wants your new number.
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Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped
| Clinton jokes
Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land first? A: Who cares!
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What kind of fish will help you hear better ?
| Fishing jokes
What kind of fish will help you hear better ? A herring aid !
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Three old ladies met on the street on a very
| Old age jokes
Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind was so strong and loud that they had difficulty in hearing each other. "It's windy," said one. "No, it's Thursday," said the next. "So am I," said the third. "Let's go and have a drink!"
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys.