What are ants called when they run away very

First Kangaroo: If you were

| Various animal jokes

First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.

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A man walks into a friend and sees that his

| Lawyer jokes

A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend, "What's happened to your car?" "Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer". "OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what abo

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Why accountants don't read

| Accountant jokes

Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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A long time ago, Britain and France were at

| Ethnic jokes

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, The French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red mate

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If an elephant is the

| Pig jokes

If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food.

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What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.