How do you spell elephant ?
| Spelling jokes
How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"
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How do you make a butterfly ?
| Insect jokes
How do you make a butterfly ? Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !
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A fellow decides to
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on foot. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and sta
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A wildlife biologist is working in the
| Biologist jokes
A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town. He's camped alone with his dog and cat as his companions. Suddenly, an old gentleman carrying a small limp dog, franticly runs into his camp. "Please, please help me! I think something has happened to Willie. Our Win
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When is your birthday?
| Birthday jokes
When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!
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My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.