How do you make gold soup?
| Food jokes
How do you make gold soup? Put 14 carrots in it.
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A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to
| Aviation jokes
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he ca
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What do you call a
| Ghost jokes
What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!
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Why do elephants prefer peanuts to
| Elephant jokes
Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
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How do you stop a rooser crowing
| Bird jokes
How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !
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Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. But, after his 7 days in the field, he would return to the small town and spend a day or two resting up and drinking in the only bar in town. On one particular day it was 40 below zero and Garvin made his way into the bar. He asked Bud, the bartender, for a whiskey. “I don’t know, Garvin, you sure have run-up a big bill in here.” The bartender told him. ” I know,” Garvin replied, “But I’m flat broke, and I sure could use a drink. “OK,” The barkeep told him, “I’ll just write your tab down on the piece of paper and pin it up here by the coat rack.” “Oh no, don’t do that, I don’t want everyone in town to see it. “Don’t worry,” The bartender replied, “I’m going to cover it up with your parka until its paid!”