Teacher: What’s this a

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

| Pig jokes

Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard the farmer yell, "Hogwash!"

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What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?

| Cow jokes

What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer!

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Did you hear about the pig's vacation?

| Pig jokes

Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans.

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What do you call a letter sent up the

| Christmas jokes

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !

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There was an inebriated driver who was

| Police jokes

There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out. "YOU'RE DRUNK!" exclaimed the police officer. "Thank God for that!" said the drunk, "I thought the steering had gone."

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Teacher: What’s this a picture of ? Class: Don’t know, Miss. Teacher: It’s a kangaroo. Class: What’s a kangaroo, miss ? Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia. Smallest boy: Wow, my sister’s married one of them’