A tourist is sightseeing in
| Music jokes
A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper. She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching soun
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When is the best time to go shopping?
| Time jokes
When is the best time to go shopping? When the stores are open.
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Golfer:
| Sport jokes
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."
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I hate paying my income tax.
| Money jokes
I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money
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There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out. “YOU’RE DRUNK!” exclaimed the police officer. “Thank God for that!” said the drunk, “I thought the steering had gone.”