How do eels get around the
| Bus jokes
How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.
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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance
| Witch jokes
How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? 'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'
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Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!
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Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred
| Car and train jokes
Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was riding derailed. The giant teenager flew a dozen feet through the air before hitting headfirst against a steel partition. For a moment Dilmer lay dazed, rubbing his head. The con
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Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie
| Burger jokes
Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!
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A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. “Oh Lord,” prayed the missionary, “Grant in Thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion.” And then, in the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion praying too: “Oh Lord,” he prayed, “I thank Thee for the food which I am about to receive.”