Why did the dog sleep so poorly?
| Dog jokes
Why did the dog sleep so poorly? By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks
| Aardvark jokes
Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't? Aardvarks don't have trunks!
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Why are you laughing?
| Dentist jokes
Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
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Did you hear about the blonde who put
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who put "Sagittarius" at the bottom of application forms where it said "Sign Here".
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What is the difference between a dressmaker and
| Farmer jokes
What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.
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Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?’