Tape Recording for Beginners

An idiotic laborer was told by an

| Idiot and fool jokes

An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road. "And what shall I do with the earth, sir?" asked the laborer. "Don't be daft, man," he replied. "Just dig another hole and bury it."

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What does a basketball player do before he

| Sport jokes

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!

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How do you know you're leading a sad

| Dirty jokes

How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."

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Once upon a time, a guy was

| Dirty jokes

Once upon a time, a guy was sitting at a bar. He was throwing money around, giving the barman hundred dollar tips and buying drinks for everyone. He was surrounded by a crowd of adoring women. The barman liked the tips, but he was kind of curious about a little man that would jump from the

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One vampire to the

| Vampire jokes

One vampire to the other : " Let's go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner"!

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Tape Recording for Beginners by Cass Ette