An idiotic laborer was told by an

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

| Cat jokes

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ? A purrfect meal !

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Doctor, Doctor you've

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you !

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Where do footballers dance?

| Sport jokes

Where do footballers dance? At a football!

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A small twin-prop

| Aviation jokes

A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passengers to demonstrate his serious intentions. There were two passengers present, a microbiologist and a yeast geneticist. The hijacker gave each one two minutes to explain wh

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How many letters are there in the

| Letter jokes

How many letters are there in the alphabet? Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

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An idiotic laborer was told by an equally idiotic foreman to dig a hole in the road. “And what shall I do with the earth, sir?” asked the laborer. “Don’t be daft, man,” he replied. “Just dig another hole and bury it.”