What do you call a rooster who
| Bird jokes
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !
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What is the definition of "derange"?
| Cow jokes
What is the definition of "derange"? De place where de cowboys ride!
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Customer: "I've been doing risk analysis by
| Computer jokes
Customer: "I've been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automatically -- but there's a bug in it. The answers come out differently each time." Tech Support: "Sir, are you aware that our program uses Monte-Carlo analysis?" Customer:
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Why are spiders like tops ?
| Insect jokes
Why are spiders like tops ? They are always spinning !
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A musician calls the orchestra office,
| Music jokes
A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist. She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, "I just like to hear you say it."
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One vampire to the other : ” Let’s go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner”!