Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your
| Halloween jokes
Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?" Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"
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Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse,
| Music jokes
Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again.
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What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?
| Cat jokes
What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ? A catastrophe !
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What do you get if you cross a snake with a
| Snake jokes
What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther.
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Once upon a time, a guy was sitting at a bar. He was throwing money around, giving the barman hundred dollar tips and buying drinks for everyone. He was surrounded by a crowd of adoring women. The barman liked the tips, but he was kind of curious about a little man that would jump from the rich guy’s pocket. The little man would run up and down the bar, kicking over the bowls of peanuts and giving people the finger. Then the little guy would jump back into the man’s jacket for a while. The barman went over and asked the guy what was up. So the rich guy says, “Well, let me tell you a little story. I was walking along a beach one day, and I come across this lamp. I rub it, and a genie popped out. I got three wishes, so my first wish was to be fabulously wealthy. Then I wished for a harem. You can see I got both.” The barman asks, “So what about that little guy in your jacket?” “Oh, tha t,” mumbles the rich guy. “That’s the twelve-inch prick I wished for.”