Jill: Have you read the Bible?

A bus filled with politicians was

| Clinton jokes

A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the p

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Q: Why did eighteen

| Blonde jokes

Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

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A father, mother, and son were going to Europe

| Dirty jokes

A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn't want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him that the men with really big dicks were really really dumb, and that the woman with really big tits were rea

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Waiter, there is a

| Waiter jokes

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.

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What did one slug say to another who

| Various animal jokes

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I'll get you next slime!

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Jill: Have you read the Bible? Jack: No, I’m waiting for the film to come round.