Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her
| Cat jokes
Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.
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Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross
| Bird jokes
Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn't have enough guts
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Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years? A: Peat!!!
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How can you tell which Burger
| Burger jokes
How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They're the one's wearing the left-handed 'meats'!
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What happened to the dog that fell into a
| Dog jokes
What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.
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A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians he buries them. The next day, the police come to the farm to question the man. “So you buried all the politicians?” asked the police officer. “Were they all dead?” The farmer answered, “Some said they weren’t, but you know how politicians lie.”