Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?
| Vampire jokes
Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.
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Men are like horoscopes.
| Men jokes
Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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How does Moby Dick celebrate his
| Birthday jokes
How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!
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What did the farmer say when he lost his
| Farmer jokes
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!
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A man standing at a bus stop was eating a
| Bus jokes
A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man's supper and began whining and jumping up at him. "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" said the man to the lady. "Not at all," she replied, whereupo
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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.