One evening this
| Police jokes
One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard County Police. "Well ?" he asked somewhat belligerently as the Desk Sergeant slowly read the print out and entered the information in the arrest record. "Disappointing to s
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What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?
| Dog jokes
What dog do other dogs tell their problems to? A complaint Bernard!
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There was this little kid who had a bad
| Parent jokes
There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat. Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know
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Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's
| Car and train jokes
Kelly was standing in front of Cohan's Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk. Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, "I stopped it!" "I know, you idiot!" said the
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Q: How many Geminis
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two (of course) but it will take all week and when they're done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French and shine any colour you want from it.
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Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren’t admitted!