What happened when the dog went to the flea circus

Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military

| Clinton jokes

Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.

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First ghoul: You don't look too well

| Dead and dying jokes

First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No, I'm dead on my feet.

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As a crowded airliner is about to

| Aviation jokes

As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him. Sudd

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After church on

| Religious jokes

After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up. "That's okay with us," the mother said, "But what made you decide to be a minister?" "Well," the boy replied, "I'll have to go to church on Sunday anywa

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