A woman entered a psychiatrist's
| Mental health jokes
A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo."I'm worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He keeps thinking he's a kangaroo! "
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Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you?
| Dog jokes
Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No, I was playing throw with her!
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A history joke
| School jokes
A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that? Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
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Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first
| Sport jokes
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
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Why do hamburgers make good
| Burger jokes
Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!
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Jack: “My brother was sick and went to the doctor.” John: “Is he feeling better now?” Jack: “No, he has a broken arm.” John: “How did he break it?” Jack: “Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of the window.” John: “How did he break his arm?” Jack: “He fell out of the window trying to follow the prescription.”