Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!
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Q. What is eternity?
| Blonde jokes
Q. What is eternity? A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!
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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?
| Pig jokes
What do little pigs want to be when they grow up? Garbage collectors.
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Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon?
| College jokes
Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
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While driving along the back roads of a
| Car and train jokes
While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3." They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4." "What do you think?" one asked the other. The driver looked around carefully, then shifted into first. "Not a
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When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything – desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels. The police are looking for a pair of dirty criminals.