What do you call a snake that informs the police
| Snake jokes
What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !
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Professor, I hear your wife has had twins.
| College jokes
Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls? "Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around."
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Yo momma so fat she
| Yo momma jokes
Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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Q: Have you heard about the Irish
| Idiot and fool jokes
Q: Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic? A: There's a 12-month waiting list.
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Have you ever imagined a world with no
| Answer me this jokes
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, “Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we’ll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.”