Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from

Why do bees buzz ?

| Insect jokes

Why do bees buzz ? Because they can't whistle !

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Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and

| Dirty jokes

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

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Q: What can a

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Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass.

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Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

| Rabbit jokes

Where do rabbits go after their wedding? On their bunnymoon.

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Papa, who was Hamlet?

| Parent jokes

Papa, who was Hamlet? "You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and I'll show you who he was."

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Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and 2ft Gin tall. The police are searching high and low for them.