A blonde

Which rabbit is a famous comedian?

| Rabbit jokes

Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.

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Why is an egg like a young horse?

| Horse jokes

Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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What do you call an aardvark outside

| Aardvark jokes

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!

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When does a person decide to become an

| Accountant jokes

When does a person decide to become an accountant? When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.

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Conductor, do you stop

| Bus jokes

Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!

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A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?” “Why, officer?” asks the blonde. “Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed.” “Oh my goodness,” exclaims the blonde, “I left my baby on the bus!”