What did the calf say to the silo?
| Cow jokes
What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
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As the family gathered for a big dinner
| Military jokes
As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son had an announcement to make: He'd just signed up at an army recruiter's office. There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle this new situation.
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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?
| Pig jokes
How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales.
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Where do Snowmen go to dance?
| Snowman jokes
Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.
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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone
| Telephone jokes
Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
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Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A: Even then men wouldn’t ask for directions!