What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch,
| Teeth jokes
What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth.
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your momma so stupid she got locked in a
| Yo momma jokes
your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.
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One afternoon, a man was riding in
| Humor jokes
One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food.", The poor man replied. "Oh, come along
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How is a judge like an English
| Judge jokes
How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.
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Why did the farmer call his
| Horse jokes
Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide!
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Did you find my horse well behaved? Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!