Army Retirement
| Vietnamese
The Pentagon recently found it had too many Generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any General who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured, in a straight line along the retiring general's body, between two points he chose. The first G
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Why did the pig join a muscle-building
| Pig jokes
Why did the pig join a muscle-building class? He thought "pumping iron" was a new juice dispenser.
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Two 80 year old men are driving down the road
| Old age jokes
Two 80 year old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial end with the statement: "It makes you feel young again." John looks at Sylvester and says, "We need to pull over and get a bottle of that stuff!" Sylvester agrees and the two old men pull over and get a bottle o
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What insect runs away from everything ?
| Insect jokes
What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !
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How was the
| Burger jokes
How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions
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How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it takes eight million years.