Why was the mother flea so unhappy?
| Dog jokes
Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs.
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Holton
| Idiot and fool jokes
Holton sat down in a Green Bay restaurant and said to the waitress, "Do you know whether the milk from this dairy is pasteurized?" "Sure is!" she answered. "Every morning they turn the cows out to pasture."
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How do you spell a hated opponent with three
| Spelling jokes
How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy).
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Our teacher
| School jokes
Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes, but she does't realise it, she thinks we're actually listening !
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Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax
| Business jokes
Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time? A: A dependent Claus.
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What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !