Customer: Why don’t you have doggie

One of the bachelors in the

| Marriage jokes

One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked up behind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, "I'm going to kiss you if you can't tell me who I am in three guesses." She quickly answered, "George Washington! Thomas Jefferson! Abraham Lincoln!"

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School

| Book title jokes

School Meals by R. E. Volting

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Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters

| Clinton jokes

Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble? A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good

| Sport jokes

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!

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Have you ever seen a duchess?

| Letter jokes

Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes - it's the same as an English "s"

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Customer: Why don’t you have doggie bags? Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.