One of the bachelors in the

A little Catholic

| Religious jokes

A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could. 'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car. Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty. 'God,' he prayed again, 'I really NEED a car. Still no answer to his prayers. Suddenly the kid stood up, ran into his parents'

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Why did the doughnut maker retire?

| Business jokes

Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was fed up with the hole business.

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Why does a chicken coop have two doors

| Bird jokes

Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

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Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

| Gorilla jokes

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.

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The strong young man at the construction site

| Humor jokes

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I

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One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked up behind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, “I’m going to kiss you if you can’t tell me who I am in three guesses.” She quickly answered, “George Washington! Thomas Jefferson! Abraham Lincoln!”