What do you get if you cross a monster with a

Q) What's worse than raining

| Car and train jokes

Q) What's worse than raining buckets? A) Hailing taxis!

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What's grey and never needs ironing ?

| Elephant jokes

What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !

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Q: Why did the

| Clinton jokes

Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.

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'Here's a good book,' said the

| Monster jokes

'Here's a good book,' said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. 'How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead. 'No, thank you,' said Mrs Monster. 'My husband's got two heads already. . .

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Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? Lots of very worried dogs.