Why did Dracula miss lunch?
| Vampire jokes
Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didn't fancy the stake.
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Waiter, there's a
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.
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Who was the most famous pirate
| Various animal jokes
Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!
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Lara Rabbit: Do you
| Rabbit jokes
Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.
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Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down.