A woman was shopping in a
| Salesmen jokes
A woman was shopping in a fairly nice dress store. Trying on a dress and liking it, she asked the salesman the price. When he told her she launched into a tirade about prices these days, covering just about everything from housing to auto tires. After ten minutes or so, the salesman had obvi
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Why did the nurse always insist on
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
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This guy is walking with his friend. He says
| Business jokes
This guy is walking with his friend. He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy." The friend replies "How so?" "My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!"
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How do man-eating monsters count to a
| Monster jokes
How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.
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A man was staying in a big old
| Ghost jokes
A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking these corridors for 300 years." The man said, "in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?"
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !