When the picture of the vampire's grandmother
| Vampire jokes
When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall.
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'I'm very sad to announce this morning,
| Business jokes
'I'm very sad to announce this morning, girls, that Miss Jones has decided to retire,' said the principal at morning assembly. ' Now we will all stand and sing this morning's hymn....now Thank We All Our God.
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In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a
| Food jokes
In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After arguing loudly, the couple began throwing sweet potatoes at each other. Eventually, the man allegedly threw the woman into several vegetable racks,
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Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
| Horse jokes
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!
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Q: What is a conservative?
| Political jokes
Q: What is a conservative? A: A liberal who's been mugged.
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Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.