How many biologists does
| Biologist jokes
How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
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A student in Belle, West Virginia
| Idiot and fool jokes
A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal Forest Mann reiterated the school's "zero-tolerance" policy...not to be confused with the "zero-intelligence" policy.
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Q: Have you heard about the new
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
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Dawn was
| Humor jokes
Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent. 'That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night,' Tony announced. Steve turned to him and said, 'Why didn't you wake me up? You know I can't sleep during a storm!
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During the heat of the space race in the
| Aviation jokes
During the heat of the space race in the 1960's, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ballpoint pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules. After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of
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Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.