One
| Blonde jokes
One day there was a blonde riding a horse. The horse kept going faster and faster until the blonde fell off, with her foot getting stuck in the stirrup. Hearing her screams for help, finally a Wal-Mart clerk came over and turned off the merry-go-round.
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Q: How is Saddam like Fred
| Military jokes
Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
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The president got off the helicopter in
| Dirty jokes
The president got off the helicopter in front of the White House with a baby hog under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Nice pigs, sir". The president replied, "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback hogs. I got one for Hillary and I go
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Teenage Driver: But,
| College jokes
Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college man. Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.
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What happened to the little frog who sat on
| Telephone jokes
What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!
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What did the mouse say to the webcam? Cheese.