What is the opposite of a
| Weather jokes
What is the opposite of a cold front? -A warm back
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How do we know burgers love young
| Burger jokes
How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!
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A man needing a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?" Th
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Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar I can't believe that!
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How many hairs are in a dog's tail?
| Dog jokes
How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They are all on the outside.
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Who does a ghoul fall in love with? His ghoul friend.